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556-748-960, Going down your pants.
Ok. Why is your number in my phone? And why is it repertored as 'Going down your pants'? The fuck? Who are you even?

556-748-960 - Hot brunette.
It's just stating facts that will soon happen, darling. Some hot guy you met recently, I'm sure your mind didn't forget me that easily.

556-748-960, JERK DON'T ANSWER IF HE CALLS.
You must be kidding me! The only hot guy I met this month was my dad. So unless you are him, I don't think you stand a chance. And I sure as hell am not gonna go in the bed of some random guy. Not a whore. Call an agency or something. You obvioulsy need the 'relief' of an orgasm.